my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
Holy shit….really though.
i havent seen this post in like a year omg
foreign languages are all fun and games UNTIL IT COMES TO IRREGULARS AND CONJUGATION
Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE READ ALL NIGHT
The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.
"His exact words were, “A fucking reset button? Like fuck am I coming back to canonically nullify my character arc.” I still can’t figure out what he meant by that."
Steven Moffat, on Christopher Eccleston’s absence from the 50th Anniversary. (via sea-change)
I feel like both Combeferre and Courfeyrac edit Wikipedia pages in their spare time, but for vastly different reasons.